Only Eat Chocolate For The Rest Of Your Life

You should only eat chocolate for the rest of your life:

Eat foods that are:

covered in chocolate,

you will not even vomit.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life. 

Onion dipped in chocolate is a good choice for you,

or if you don't agree eat fondue.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Jalapeños covered in chocolate is also a way,

to get your fill of vegetables; eat away.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

What is that you say? 

You don't like the food choices in your café?

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

You say you want to see, more;

chocolate food, such as chocolate ice tea.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Chocolate covered, strawberries, pretzels, bacon and more,

I mean, what more could you ask for?

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Chocolate covered, almonds, apples, and crickets too,

please don't tell me that you would prefer cheese fondue.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Chocolate for breakfast, lunch, dinner,

you will soon become the chocolate winner.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

So you say you are sick and need a doctor,

they will give you a chocolate IV and say to drink some water.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Once you do so, you will feel better,

it is all stated in the get-well-soon letter.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Don't forget to make good (chocolate) choices each day,

clear your pantries and make way.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

It will become apart of your life,

as well as the most important tool, your chocolate knife.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Before you know it,

you will carry a chocolate first-aid kit.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

You will walk on chocolate steps,

it is now time to become aware and accept.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

This is the best life-style

go gather your chocolate to compile.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

Be aware of your chocolate choices,

be sure to teach others this, with your voices.

Only eat chocolate for the rest of your life.

*The above is a satire - in relation to the food industry.